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Oh, goodie! This will help me find my way around, so I can help you find your way around too! After all, there are so many different doors in this place and they all look the same. It's easy for me to get lost, so I end up making a mistake and open a door that leaves us floating in outer space or squished together in a broom closet. And I don't think you want that!

Oi!! Watch where you're putting your hands! Oh... you are watching. And no doubt you needed a better view, that's why you ripped my clothing? Yes, I know they are squishy. I could have told you that without you needing to test them for yourself. And I'm sure you could have used your imagination to decide how it would feel, being squished up together in a broom closet! Besides, they start to get a lot less squishy when you... mmmmmm.... do things like that to them. They get quite swelled up and firm and the tips get very hard too. I'm sure it would be uncomfortable for you, having to be pressed against me so tightly and feeling them digging into your chest while your arms go around me and your hands cup my... yes, something like that... with us so close together we can hardly breathe while you...

You do take this testing business seriously, don't you? When I close my eyes I can almost imagine we really are squished up together in a tiny space and you're... nnnnnhhhhh.... oh... you are.... Oh dear, I seem to be getting really warm and flustery and all sorts of naughty thoughts keep floating through my mind. You must go and take a look around here now. But... maybe we can squish again later... Please...

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